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Welcome

Hi, my name is Otis and I'm to be found hanging around a number of forums on yuku, including The British Empire and crazylittleworld. Some people think I perform an invaluable service to humanity through my patented belly-button fluff removal service, others think I am a waste of space. I leave you, the discerning reader, to decide which.

I'm based in the outskirts of London in the UK and am a deranged scientist - I spend all my spare time working with Pinky and the Brain doing what we do every night, trying to take over the world!

Among by odd selection of general posts, you will see some of my longer articles in my blog below along with some of the stranger news articles doing the rounds on the web.

Please have a read and let me know what you think. Leave me a comment, drop me a message, send me a carrier pigeon, whatever.

Enjoy!

Otis

My collection of weirdness

New smurf world record smashed

06/09/09 10:01:36 | 0 Comments

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Turning the air blue: Smurfs in Swansea break the world record
The world record for the largest number of people...

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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale.

06/09/09 09:42:05 | 0 Comments

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and raced cars and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

:-)

Drunk lawnmower beer run ends badly

06/08/09 10:19:54 | 0 Comments

Monday, June 8, 2009

Beer: do not use a lawnmower to obtain it

Beer: do not use a lawnmower to obtain it
A man in America is facing charges after he and a friend were...

Dead man gets many parking tickets

06/08/09 10:17:56 | 0 Comments

Friday, June 5, 2009

A parking ticket

A parking ticket
Police in New York repeatedly ticketed an illegally parked minivan for weeks before noticing that its occupant was dead, the deceased man's daughter...

Man buys drugs with pig

06/08/09 10:15:31 | 0 Comments

Monday, June 8, 2009

A pig: it's all in the game, yo

A pig: it's all in the game, yo
It's a side of the drug trade that even The Wire somehow...

54st corpse towed away 'like a cow'

05/25/09 01:01:26 | 0 Comments

Friday, May 22, 2009 Coroners left a man distraught after his 54st girlfriend's body was dragged out of the home they had shared and winched onto a tow truck. Teresa Smith, 48, who had been bedridden by her weight, died in her sleep, according to the Indy Star. But funeral directors told the coroner they could not handle the body, and firefighters...