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Let the madness begin


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This site users Hampster Power from ecologically certified hampster farms.

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Read at you're own risk. I am cute and cuddly - but aren't all pyschopathic penguins?

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Welcome

Hi, my name is Otis and I'm to be found hanging around a number of forums on yuku, including The British Empire and crazylittleworld. Some people think I perform an invaluable service to humanity through my patented belly-button fluff removal service, others think I am a waste of space. I leave you, the discerning reader, to decide which.

I'm based in the outskirts of London in the UK and am a deranged scientist - I spend all my spare time working with Pinky and the Brain doing what we do every night, trying to take over the world!

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Among by odd selection of general posts, you will see some of my longer articles in my blog below along with some of the stranger news articles doing the rounds on the web.

Please have a read and let me know what you think. Leave me a comment, drop me a message, send me a carrier pigeon, whatever.

Enjoy!

Otis






My collection of weirdness

  1. Facebook virus...

    01/11/10 19:09:40 | 0 Comments


    A typical version read: "*****WARNING*** URGENT! FACEBOOK VIRUS ALERT. An email recently went out to women asking them to post the color of their BRA. THIS IS A VIRUS. To fix it, you must remove your bra, then go to Settings> Enable Webcam> Record Movie. Please repost to your status message."

    So how many will get caught out?

  2. One wrong move and the volume goes up...

    12/10/09 16:51:29 | 0 Comments

    X-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom Medics in China couldn't get to the bottom of a drunk student's pain - until x-rays revealed he had a television remote control stuck up his bottom.
    Remote control X-ray
  3. Upliftring experience...

    11/23/09 17:40:56 | 0 Comments

    Internal bra gives women a permanent lift, claims surgeon
    Many women would love to have shapely breasts without needing the help of a bra. Now plastic surgeons have made that possible by developing an internal bra to permanently lift and shape. The first woman to have internal bra fitted had her operation three weeks ago and surgeons have hailed it as a success.
    The bra is fitted in a 40 minute keyhole operation that allows a woman to go into hospital in the morning and be out...
  4. Monday morning-itis.... American style

    11/04/09 17:36:57 | 0 Comments

    Man stabs himself to avoid work A knife: not a solution to your dislike of work
    A knife: not a solution to your dislike of work We all know there are...
  5. Is that a sausage in your trousers, or are you just pleased to see me?

    11/04/09 17:33:02 | 0 Comments

    Supermarket shoplifter who stuffed sausage in his shorts arrested
    Man who stuffed sausages in his shorts arrested in Australia



    Yes, those sausages need to be barbequed for a very long time
  6. New Technology - Keeping Abreast of the Latest from Apple

    10/29/09 13:15:11 | 0 Comments

    New Apple product!!


  7. What did you do today? I did science...

    09/24/09 17:37:38 | 0 Comments

    Pointless research: top 10 Ig Nobel award winners for silly science As the government prepares to crack down on 'irrelevant' research, we look at some of the things we'll be losing, courtesy of the Ig Nobel awards. Penguin pooing diagram. 10 of the strangest pieces of research, from...
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  8. Custom Paint Job...

    08/12/09 16:20:40 | 0 Comments

    Penis-painter puts 'Big D**k' on little car

    Power steering, electric windows and doodle of a giant penis as standard

    Power steering, electric windows and doodle of a giant...
  9. The other sort of Brazilian...

    08/05/09 15:55:33 | 0 Comments

    Ok, hands up who thinks this is more than a little weird? And dont miss the utube rendition at the bottom of the story...

    Brazilians - please urinate in the shower more
  10. The follow on story... it's all in the name

    08/05/09 15:51:51 | 0 Comments

    After last week's story...


    W**k tells F**king to get a grip Fed-up residents of the Austrian town of F**king are being offered a helping hand by their German neighbours in a town named W**k. ...

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    sleepingbeauty777

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    06/30/11

    It has been hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk! I'm trying to stay cool. Hugs!

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    Dearheart

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    12/25/10

    Merry Christmas from my home to yours!





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    Carja

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    08/09/10

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    Carja

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    07/22/10

    Hi - Hope everything is going
    great for you.  Everything,
    except the hot weather, is
    going good for me.  Take care.
    and have a great day!
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    Carja

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    07/05/10

    Have a great week!
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    In dreams and in love there
    are no impossibilities. 
     Janos Arnay
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    Carja

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    06/14/10

    Hope your week goes great!
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    Carja

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    05/19/10

    Hi !  Have a great day
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    Carja

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    05/01/10

    Hi !
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    Carja

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    03/31/10

    Take care and have a relaxing day
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