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I'm based in the outskirts of London in the UK and am a deranged scientist - I spend all my spare time working with Pinky and the Brain doing what we do every night, trying to take over the world!
Among by odd selection of general posts, you will see some of my longer articles in my blog below along with some of the stranger news articles doing the rounds on the web.
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01/11/10 19:09:40 | 0 Comments
A typical version read: "*****WARNING*** URGENT! FACEBOOK VIRUS ALERT. An email recently went out to women asking them to post the color of their BRA. THIS IS A VIRUS. To fix it, you must remove your bra, then go to Settings> Enable Webcam> Record Movie. Please repost to your status message."
So how many will get caught out?
One wrong move and the volume goes up...
12/10/09 16:51:29 | 0 CommentsX-ray shows TV remote control up man's bottom Medics in China couldn't get to the bottom of a drunk student's pain - until x-rays revealed he had a television remote control stuck up his bottom.
11/23/09 17:40:56 | 0 CommentsInternal bra gives women a permanent lift, claims surgeon
Many women would love to have shapely breasts without needing the help of a bra. Now plastic surgeons have made that possible by developing an internal bra to permanently lift and shape. The first woman to have internal bra fitted had her operation three weeks ago and surgeons have hailed it as a success.
The bra is fitted in a 40 minute keyhole operation that allows a woman to go into hospital in the morning and be out...
Is that a sausage in your trousers, or are you just pleased to see me?
11/04/09 17:33:02 | 0 CommentsSupermarket shoplifter who stuffed sausage in his shorts arrested
Man who stuffed sausages in his shorts arrested in Australia
New Technology - Keeping Abreast of the Latest from Apple
10/29/09 13:15:11 | 0 CommentsNew Apple product!!
The other sort of Brazilian...
08/05/09 15:55:33 | 0 CommentsOk, hands up who thinks this is more than a little weird? And dont miss the utube rendition at the bottom of the story...
Brazilians - please urinate in the shower more
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