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Let the madness begin
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Read at you're own risk. I am cute and cuddly - but aren't all pyschopathic penguins?
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Welcome
Hi, my name is Otis and I'm to be found hanging around a number of forums on yuku, including The British Empire and crazylittleworld. Some people think I perform an invaluable service to
humanity through my patented belly-button fluff removal service, others think I am a waste of space. I leave you, the discerning reader, to decide which.
I'm based in the outskirts of London in the UK and am a deranged scientist - I spend all my spare time working with Pinky and the Brain doing what we do every night, trying to take over the world!
Among by odd selection of general posts, you will see some of my longer articles in my blog below along with some of the stranger news articles doing the rounds on the web.
Please have a read and let me know what you think. Leave me a comment, drop me a message, send me a carrier pigeon, whatever.
Enjoy!
Otis
I'm based in the outskirts of London in the UK and am a deranged scientist - I spend all my spare time working with Pinky and the Brain doing what we do every night, trying to take over the world!
Among by odd selection of general posts, you will see some of my longer articles in my blog below along with some of the stranger news articles doing the rounds on the web.
Please have a read and let me know what you think. Leave me a comment, drop me a message, send me a carrier pigeon, whatever.
Enjoy!
Otis
My collection of weirdness
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Anyone fancy a little domestic service?
07/04/08 05:08:03 | 0 Comments
Job ad for 'naked cleaner' posted
A job vacancy for a naked cleaner is being advertised at a Jobcentre, the Department for Work and Pensions confirmed today.Anyone seen my shorts?
07/02/08 12:17:23 | 0 Comments
Nude burglar flees in stolen shorts
Naked Stock Photography Guy #1 is away. Please give a big welcome to Naked Stock Photography Guy #3.Stop. Sit. Beg. Kill. All things an obedient pet should do...
06/18/08 09:43:55 | 0 Comments
Man tries to set python on cops, fails
Police say they arrested a man after he ordered his pet to attack two officers. Luckily for them, 9-foot-long pythons are not very obedient. Bridgeport Police Lt. James Viadero says 21-year-old Victor Rodriguez was charged with threatening...Little B*****ds
06/15/08 09:05:56 | 0 Comments
So there I was... minding my own business trying to catch a fish or two yesterday. Only to find the session dominated by these little 'iffy' bites. The float dips, you strike, and nothing there. And worse still the soft pellet was gone off the hook so you ship in the pole and re-bait only for it to start over again. And sometimes they'd be no indication, but the pellet was gone.
I tried changing the depth, coming off bottom and various other things, but I couldnt get a...
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07/04/08
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07/03/08
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07/02/08
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06/28/08
Wishing you a really GREAT weekend ahead
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06/25/08
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06/20/08
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